Following CNN’s award of the 5th sexiest accent to Nigerians, I suspect change will be coming our way very soon.
Here’s the tongue-in-cheek comment;
Famous tongues: King Sunny Adé, Omotola Jalade Ekeinde
Dignified, with just a hint of willful naiveté, the deep, rich “oh’s” and “eh’s” of Naija bend the English language without breaking it, arousing tremors in places other languages can’t reach. Kinda makes the occasional phone scam worth the swindle.
Don’t mind them, we are not phone-scammers.
Do you think we may at last start to feel comfortable with our accent? I watched a Nigerian movie at a friend’s barbecue a couple of weeks ago. It was a Yoruba movie with subtitles in English. The entire movie was cringe-worthy especially when they kept spelling many English words with an “l” inserted in it. Dealth. Belthday. A guest explained to me it was the “aso” way of speaking. Dealth. Okay o!
I attended my friends baby dedication on Sunday. It was a proper naija affair, packed with hundreds of people with aso-ebi to go. You see, the fan-fare was necessary as the twins were waited for for 16 long years. An awesome, emotional testimony indeed. I noticed quite a few of us had on English dresses topped with burgundy gele. I’m so loving it and have started to acquire a collection of geles for future events.
The boys are back at school, yes school runs have begun. Child #2 will be going camping next week for 5 days. To remind you, child#2 is the fashion conscious, it-boy. I have threatened to pack up some eba and banga soup to take with him.
You should see his face, I keep a straight face whenever the conversation comes up.
So mum what am I taking to camp?
Sweets, biscuits and of course Eba and banga soup.
Mum! I can’t take Eba to camp!
Why? Are you ashamed of your culture?
No, of course not. It’s just that I’ll look weird.
Do you look weird when you eat sandwiches?
No, but it’s..
Ehen! Nothing weird about eba and banga soup. You love it abi? Or do you want me to stop making it?
That settles it then. Eba to camp!
It is very hard to keep a straight face but I’m able to pull it off every time! He believes me. I hear him mumbling to his brothers about it. A few minutes later he comes back.
How am I going to warm it?
That’s true, I didn’t think of that. You can eat it o the coach on the way to camp.
Yep! I’m on a mission to increase cultural awareness, what better place to start than at home?
Thanks so much for reading!
aso: Westernised Nigerian, usually used as a form of ridicule
gele: African head-gear- quite sizeable
aso-ebi: Outfits made from matching fabric to be worn by a group of people to an event
Eba: Staple food eaten in parts of west Africa, sticky, heavy and very filling
Banga: Nigerian soup made from palm kernels. Whatever you do don’t get some on your clothes while you eat!